The Biggest Joke Book on Earth

By Carl S ~

Back in the 1960's there was a popular TV series called “Get Smart.” The show was a spoof of James Bond-type counter-espionage. Agent 86, a.k.a. “Smart,” was played by Don Adams. I didn't see many episodes, but I do remember a gag he often repeated. When Smart reported to the head of his agency, he would sometimes say things like, “Would you believe there were 200 of them?” There would be a long pause, and then, “Would you believe 100? What about 75?”

Would you believe this report: a guy fed 5000 men with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes? Well, would you believe 50 loaves and 200 fishes? Would you believe 500 men, and no women and children? Didn't you believe me when I told you he also walked on water? Would you believe me if I said the lake was frozen? Would you believe a man lived to be 400 years old, and then he built a gigantic boat, when any 100 year old man would have trouble building a ship model? What else?

One commentator wrote about an atheist mother…

I am still...

By whitehot ~

Sometimes when we drop the label 'Christian', some Christians assume we have dropped our character, too. This is a message for them.

In case you were wondering...

I am still peaceful

I am still cautious

I am still grateful

I am still content

I am still optimistic

I am still welcoming

I am still fragile

I am still apologetic

I am still merciful

I am still just

I am still rational

I am still open

I am still seeking

I am still soulful

I am still sensitive

I am still compassionate

I am still humble

I am still reverent

I am still respectful

I am still sober

I am still serious

I am still virtuous

I am still kind

I am still broken

I am still healed

I am still philanthropic

I am still helpful

I am still capable

I am still sensible

I am still gentle

I am still patient

I am still honest

I am still smiling

I am still joyful

I am still hopeful

I am still listening

I am still honourable

I am still valuable

I am still clean

I am still thoughtful

I am still smart

I am still confident

I am still strong

I am still willing

I am still thriving

Because

I am still alive

I am still me

I am still worthy.

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