The Biggest Joke Book on Earth

By Carl S ~

Back in the 1960's there was a popular TV series called “Get Smart.” The show was a spoof of James Bond-type counter-espionage. Agent 86, a.k.a. “Smart,” was played by Don Adams. I didn't see many episodes, but I do remember a gag he often repeated. When Smart reported to the head of his agency, he would sometimes say things like, “Would you believe there were 200 of them?” There would be a long pause, and then, “Would you believe 100? What about 75?”

Would you believe this report: a guy fed 5000 men with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes? Well, would you believe 50 loaves and 200 fishes? Would you believe 500 men, and no women and children? Didn't you believe me when I told you he also walked on water? Would you believe me if I said the lake was frozen? Would you believe a man lived to be 400 years old, and then he built a gigantic boat, when any 100 year old man would have trouble building a ship model? What else?

One commentator wrote about an atheist mother…


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Parents indicted in faith-healing case

Seeking a spiritual foundation

Fitna the Movie

I am terribly CONFUSED and afraid

Why does God care if we love and worship him or not? Is he really that insecure?

My de-conversion letter to friends and family

Parents attribute daughter's death to lack of faith

A Woman's Place...

Pastor charged with forgery

Youth pastor faces charges for sex with underage girl

Christianity: blaming the victim

I was paralyzed by the fear of hell

Pastor charged with attempted sex assault

Why I cannot honestly call myself a Christian

Living with and without religion

Creationists Pollute Young Minds at Museum on Nightline

The worst thing about religion is...

Long, hard road to disbelief

I am a Satanist?

Words of wisdom

Why I am NOT respectful

Scientific Breakthroughs from the Bible (Part II)

Valerie is on Huffington Post

What I believe but cannot prove

We don't exist

My journey to apostasy

How Can We Protect Our Children from Religious Recruiting and Heartache?

They prayed to cast Satan from my body

Poll finds growing number of believers eschew church

How the Grinch stole Jesus: Or, how the left helped turn Christians mean

The Atheism Tapes

West Memphis Christian Hypocrites

Happy Friday!

My Two Year Degree in Atheism and the Refuting of Religion is Completed

I am a christian

Grassley, Baucus Urge Four Ministries to Cooperate with Information Request

Never again am I going to believe anything anybody tells me without hard proof

Which pew are you in?

Pastor found guilty on 54 counts

Pastor charged with rape

God and politics in Lynchburg Tennessee

You're Kidding Me... Right?

Adventures of some "True™" Christians in Russia

Religion should be treated with ridicule, hatred, and contempt

Pastor charged in Web chat with teen

Pastor charged with soliciting sex

I Don't Have Enough Faith to Be a Christian

Atheism has made me a better person

I need some good responses to these Christian explanations

Creationists 'peddle lies about fossil record'

Was Moses high on Mount Sinai?

Mythic Origins of the Easter Story

Scientific Breakthroughs from the Bible (Part I)

Fossils are the handiwork of the Devil

A discussion of why I no longer want to be identified with Christianity

Scouting and the atheist family

Pastor Faces Statutory Sodomy Charges

Survey shows non-religious outnumber those of every single faith (but one)

It's strange isn't it?

Morality Without God

Misinformed about evolution theory

Pastor sentenced for sex abuse