By Anne Keye ~ T he other day I came to a funny realisation whilst talking to a recently de converted christian lady. We were laughing at the concept of hell that seems to scare so many believers. I said that it was never hell that scared or bothered me but the idea that I might have to be with my relatives forever. Now, that would mean their relatives and so on and that would be some big family to squabble with I can tell you! Well, I said that would be terrible and really depressing. Every day would be the same day with the same people. A sort of "Stepford wives" gone awol. Everyday with the same people forever! No escape! You can't get out. The rape victim plays with the rapist, the murdered hangs out with the murderer and the paedophile plays with children. Well, they all found jesus didn't they and he let them in. Oh dear no thank you. All those relatives that we secretly dislike and who dislike us secretly in turn. All those that caused us pain and suffer...

By Anne R Keye ~ H ello dear Atheists and Agnostics. I am not here to proselytise but to introduce you to the new christian denomination called the "8th day Ventriloquists " What is an 8th day Ventriloquist? An 8th day ventriloquist believes that somehow jesus is gods son who isn't god but who is him by not being him. We acknowledge this by inserting our arm into the rectum of a dummy and sliding it onto our left hand. We then talk to our personal dummy jesus who is our best friend and advisor by controlling the mouthpiece. For example, "Hello jesus, what day is it?" and The dummy jesus replies "Well, it is tuesday" and the 8th day believer replies to the dummy jesus "Wow, how could you know that, you are so wise dummy jesus", and the dummy jesus replies "Because it is you doing the talking and not me because I am a dummy on your arm". The Ambitious 8th day Ventriloquist For this you will need to purchase the dummy of hi...

By Anne R Keye ~ E very religion is going to hell according to every other religion and denomination . When your church says that you and only your denomination are going to be saved, be aware that the church around the corner from yours will say that your church has it all wrong! Your church is probably [Definitely] damned to hell and only their church and their chosen denomination has it right and is going to be saved. It is both amazing and laughable viewing the bizarre world of christianity at war with itself. In reality In a recent argument with a lady who was my best friend a few years ago I found myself in a similar situation where even as a non believer in any religion I found myself employing this. She asked me why I just couldn't try to believe anymore. She stood on her pedestal and was quite arrogant in her manner and she was snidely trying to hell wish me. She then tried the old “ Pascal's Wager ” trick. I in turn replied, "Well, what if you are wrong ...

By Anne R Keye ~ GOD SAYS “I CREATE EVIL!” WHAT? W ell here it is dear reader and it is not pleasant reading I can tell you, but if you can walk the walk and have the courage of your convictions then read on, God says in Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil : I the Lord do all these things. —Isaiah 45:7 Now let us read that again, “ I make peace AND CREATE EVIL, I THE LORD do all these things. ” Hmm, so god or yaweh or whoever you wish to pass the buck to is the creator of evil. Remember Isiah 45.7 dear christian reader because this will solve all of your problems about the unjustness of the world. Your silent partner is responsible for it all. But do the unfortunate people and situations they encounter deserve it. Do you deserve a terrible life and death. Do you deserve to be punished? Do you deserve to be stoned or burnt at the stake ? [They burnt women and men at the stake you know]. Do you know this Christian Wives a...

By Anne R Keye ~ O ne day for some unknown reason I just started to TRANSLATE what was being said. The church leader needed to make up the numbers and was in full force selling jesus. As I listened it just started to get more and more absurd. This is my "Translation" of a conversation made to a new ambitious young recruit that changed my life forever. CHURCHMAN: Hi, I would like to tell you about jesus, YOUNG RECRUIT: Excellent, let's get started! CM: Well, jesus is amazing, he is 2000 years old. jesus did all sorts of unbelievable feats and he's going to return very soon on a white horse. YR: Wow, thats incredible, he sounds like an amazing man. CM: No, he's not a man, he's god. He is the one true god but he is also his son and so they created the trinity to make it all clear. We have god the father, the holy ghost and his son jesus who is himself but not himself but who is his dad but not at the level of god his dad who is the one true god who...

By Anne R Keye ~ W e’ve heard it all before. Atheists and Christians yap yapping with the same old arguments back and forth. Well, enough I say! There is something much much more serious to contend with here that we must all confront and this concerns me deeply. So serious was it that I pleaded with a silent god on a nightly basis to deliver me the answer to this most important of all questions. Was jesus smelly? I lived in dread as an 8 year old child that I would have to kiss his feet in heaven. I had nightmares about his odd feet and the dripping sweat and a horrible cheese smell. What was a child to do? Well, I went to the padre and poured my little heart out. He reassured me that in heaven there was a bath and that jesus would have had a bath with god and that I shouldn’t worry about such silly musings. But it got worse. I thought what would jesus be wearing below? I mean under his white dress [ robe?] which surely would be ripe with dirt from the winds of the deser...