ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
By AS SEEN ON TV ~
If you or a loved one has any two of the following symptoms:
Without treatment, your B.S. condition will never heal, and your condition will worsen into unbearable torture.
HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? The cure is TOTALLY FREE!
EVEN THE CALL IS FREE!
The Son of the Founder will PERSONALLY take your call.
YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Due to the volume of calls, the Son will not be able to respond to any caller, but rest assured, you are His top priority.
LOCAL SUPPORT GROUPS!
There are many local support groups for B.S., with leaders who have decades of experience identifying, describing, and sharing their B.S. solutions with others.
YOUR DONATIONS ARE TAX-DEDUCTIBLE!
Check with your local leaders, but most donations to local support groups for B.S. are tax-deductible.
REMEMBER: THE CURE IS A TOTALLY FREE* GIFT FROM THE SON!
*Just pay a small 10% service charge on all your income for life.
- currently living
- a biological father
Without treatment, your B.S. condition will never heal, and your condition will worsen into unbearable torture.
HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? The cure is TOTALLY FREE!
EVEN THE CALL IS FREE!
The Son of the Founder will PERSONALLY take your call.
YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Due to the volume of calls, the Son will not be able to respond to any caller, but rest assured, you are His top priority.
LOCAL SUPPORT GROUPS!
There are many local support groups for B.S., with leaders who have decades of experience identifying, describing, and sharing their B.S. solutions with others.
YOUR DONATIONS ARE TAX-DEDUCTIBLE!
Check with your local leaders, but most donations to local support groups for B.S. are tax-deductible.
REMEMBER: THE CURE IS A TOTALLY FREE* GIFT FROM THE SON!
*Just pay a small 10% service charge on all your income for life.
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