The Biggest Joke Book on Earth

By Carl S ~

Back in the 1960's there was a popular TV series called “Get Smart.” The show was a spoof of James Bond-type counter-espionage. Agent 86, a.k.a. “Smart,” was played by Don Adams. I didn't see many episodes, but I do remember a gag he often repeated. When Smart reported to the head of his agency, he would sometimes say things like, “Would you believe there were 200 of them?” There would be a long pause, and then, “Would you believe 100? What about 75?”

Would you believe this report: a guy fed 5000 men with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes? Well, would you believe 50 loaves and 200 fishes? Would you believe 500 men, and no women and children? Didn't you believe me when I told you he also walked on water? Would you believe me if I said the lake was frozen? Would you believe a man lived to be 400 years old, and then he built a gigantic boat, when any 100 year old man would have trouble building a ship model? What else?

One commentator wrote about an atheist mother…

Shit Christians Say to Atheists

A video by HealthyAddict ~

“You’re an atheist? But you’re so nice!”

“Do you believe in Satan?”

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“Your life must be bleak and meaningless.”

“So why do you even bother to live?”

“You were never a true believer.”

“Why do you hate God?”

“You’re just going through a phase.”

“Deep down, you really believe.”

“Just wait till you have children of your own.”

“I’ll pray for you.”

“But what if you’re wrong?”

“It’s not meant to be taken literally.”

“Have you ever read the Bible?”

“You still believe in Jesus, though, right?”

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