The Biggest Joke Book on Earth

By Carl S ~

Back in the 1960's there was a popular TV series called “Get Smart.” The show was a spoof of James Bond-type counter-espionage. Agent 86, a.k.a. “Smart,” was played by Don Adams. I didn't see many episodes, but I do remember a gag he often repeated. When Smart reported to the head of his agency, he would sometimes say things like, “Would you believe there were 200 of them?” There would be a long pause, and then, “Would you believe 100? What about 75?”

Would you believe this report: a guy fed 5000 men with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes? Well, would you believe 50 loaves and 200 fishes? Would you believe 500 men, and no women and children? Didn't you believe me when I told you he also walked on water? Would you believe me if I said the lake was frozen? Would you believe a man lived to be 400 years old, and then he built a gigantic boat, when any 100 year old man would have trouble building a ship model? What else?

One commentator wrote about an atheist mother…

NO GOD: Famous Atheists and Infamous Theists

By Mike Newell ~

I had a very Christian education.

Born in London, I was a Choirboy at York Minster, New College Oxford, St Paul’s Cathedral, Queen’s Chapel of the Savoy, built in 1515
and Chapel Royal, St James’ Palace, which dates back to 1530.

When Billy Graham brought his ‘Revival Meeting’ o London’s Wembley Stadium in 1955 I was ‘converted’…. for all of two weeks!

Two weeks of very intensive Bible study, but I was accused of asking far too many questions! I was told:

“Stop all the questioning and just have faith!”

I quit!!

I was a busy actor for many years. I played the title role in the original production of “The Winslow Boy” in London and on Broadway and toured the USA and Canada with the play, a three year run.

I worked a lot on stage, TV and films, one for MGM with Gene Kelly.

I knew young Marlon Brando in New York and I've traveled the world.

Having lived and worked in Spain, Portugal, Kenya, South Africa and California, also North Carolina… I'm now living in the Virginia Bible Belt (for my sins!), surrounded by big Born Again Baptists, and I've felt compelled to thoroughly re-examine my core beliefs …my religious research and study made me realize at long last, once and for all, that I do not believe any of it.

NONE.

No more ‘maybes’ anymore… it’s all fabricated…for profit and power.

I've just produced an eBook "NO GOD! 500 FAMOUS ATHEISTS AND INFAMOUS THEISTS!" An antidote for America's religiosity!

What famous thinkers think about religions...

It includes priests, popes, pagans, pop stars, presidents, poets, politicians, comedians, actors, artists, scientists, saints, sinners, film stars, philosophers and Founding Fathers!


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