8/12/2008 | Share this article:Sent in by Geoff
Cars move because Elves push them.
How come we can't see any elves?
--Their magic makes them invisible.
How come they don't leave any fingerprints?
--They wear gloves.
Elves are little aren't they? They couldn't possibly have enough strength to push a car.
--They work in teams.
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